After a particularly frustrating day at my summer job,  I sat down to fume and vent and rest,  and the following came to me:

THE TEN MOST FREQUENT COMPLAITS FROM TR EMPLOYEES!

10.  The fact that female black and white Rockets are required by code to wear the goofiest earrings!  Various Black and White Rockets

9.  Stupid White Rockets who think they know everything!  Various Black Rockets

8.  Stupid Black Rockets who think they know everything!  Various White Rockets

7.  White Rocket Uniforms are so hard to clean!  YOU try getting out those stubborn grass stains!  Any Rocket who’s pulled laundry duty, particularly Mondo

6.  Team Grunts get all the crappy jobs!  Various Grunts who’d prefer to remain nameless…

5.  Team Field Meals-  I mean, what ARE those,  1944 Army surplus?  Butch

4.  The Reds get all the good parking spots!  Billy Weston, White Rocket

3.  Just how important IS that Pikachu, anyway?  I mean really….  Meowth

2.  Female White Rocket Uniforms -   Honestly, Giovanni,  Just buy a Hustler  like the rest of the world,  hmmm?  Jessie

And the number one, most frequent complaint……

1.  The fact that “Team Medical” deductions on paychecks are largely a front for the “Giovanni/Domino Hair Care Fund”!